Friday, July 27, 2007

The Patriots have Randy Moss' Number

According to Mike Reiss of the Globe, Randy Moss will suit up this season with the number 81. This may be an allusion to turning his career around as his number from Oaktown was 18. Hmm, it's always good to have a reminder of how bad a football season could get by looking down to the number on your chest.

As far as I can tell, NEP jersey #81 is going to the top of the sales charts since all of the rappers, wannabes gangstas and bottom-feeding homeslices of the world will be buying it up like Lindsay at last call; especially when Goodall blocks the sale of the number 7 from the ATL. Maybe this jersey will act as a some sort of twisted peace offering between the Bloods and Crips. Yeah, right. I'll predict that DeMarcus Russell's jersey will be the next "hot" Thug4Life clothing staple jersey. Congrats, rook. Wear that label with pride.

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